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The Jonas Brothers – Lines, Vines and Trying Times

I’ve had more fun taking a shit into my own letterbox. Do you like the distinct sound of three homosexuals who can’t sing? Then this is your album. If you want to buy this album, I suggest you get your pre-packed lunch and fuck off to special school. Give yourself a pat on the back… [Read more…]

The Five… greatest film fights

[IN NO ORDER] The U-Boat fight, from the Batman TV series movie A masterpiece. Take the very first 4 seconds of the fight: Penguin flying drop kicks Batman. FLYING, DROP, KICKS, BATMAN. Batman is then KO’ed and falls to the floor, by the time he hits the floor, he has recovered, immediately jumps up and… [Read more…]

Modern Warfare 2

Let’s cut to the fucking chase. I am not going to do a fucking game review on MW2. Any dumbass can do a review of a game everyone has. If you have all played it, what’s the fucking point of reviewing it. What I will be reviewing, is the dumb fucks that play MW2. I… [Read more…]

Army of Two

This game could have been a classic; unfortunately it was developed by EA. The typical EA formula is, create a great game concept, create a shit game, and hype it. Everyone buys it, everyone’s pissed off. Army of Two oozed plot, two mercenaries, fight in three of the biggest conflicts in the last two decades; Somalia,… [Read more…]